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? Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
" ? there be greater than this one




Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet




Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap


A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE





Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."






Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married
her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"



A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face
or my ***y body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour





A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl



?" JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
" TEACHER:" Of course not.
." JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework





One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" o
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
a "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."



A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? e
B: Ok .
A: A white horse fell in the mud.











Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.